No need to panic!

So imagine you're on the top floor of an office building (28th floor if your quantitative like that). There's a fire that's quickly spreading towards you. The elevators are broken, stairs completely closed off, and there's absolutely no way for you to get to the lower floors before the fire reaches out to grab you. So what do you do?

First, find a chair, toss it towards the window, and pray that it's heavy enough to cause the window to break.

Next, grab your Paracord Survival Bracelet, unravel it to reveal the 15 to 20 feet of paracord strong enough to support up to 550 lbs of weight and tie it to something sturdy, like the leg of a conference table bolted to the floor. Then, like you've seen all kinds of action movies, jump out the window with paracord in hand and rappel down to a lower level.*

Problem solved!

What's even better is if you do use your Survival Bracelet, you can send what's left back to the manufacturer, along with your amazing story of survival, and they'll make another one for you, free of charge.

These bracelets are also available in 30 colours and can be mixed and matched any way you choose to have a 2-toned version. Just because you're an action hero doesn't mean you can't look decent right?

(* - Obviously I'm kidding here, so do so @ your own risk. I don't even know if this feat is possible!)

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